LOL that's hilarious.
The most expensive mascara I've purchase was $26.00 by Estee Lauder. A girlfriend of mine raved about it so I gave it a shot....it was pretty good, as were a few other more pricey mascaras I've tried. The thing is, no matter what brand I try, whether it is high-end or drug store, I ALWAYS go right back to my Maybelline Great Lash in the hot pink tube. It's the best and I feel guilty every time I cheat on it with another brand :P