JPT I understand your feelings, that said it is necessary in this day and age of Business. I do love the fake numbers regarding the BLS employment stats. I know so many older folks who would like to work, or need to work - they cannot get an interview. Think of Wellone.
Drop the weight and color the hair is necessary. This is one of the reasons I am such and avid exerciser. Oh yeah, I also have boxes of Just for Men in my closet