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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, if he walked uphill both ways in a head wind of 30 mph and he stopped to eat a 15 minute meal.

It’s a male woodchuck!

Thanks in advance!

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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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Do your own homework...we're busy posting about our dinner.

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The answer to the universe.


Yes! Yes it is. I found that out when I hitchiked my way across the galaxy....


DON'T PANIC! Resistance is useless.

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New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds

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He's going to find out for you........


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Ahh, he so cute! But he looks more like a prairie dog.

I had a pet woodchuck named Moe. He had a top patch of dark fur on his head resembling Moe of the three stooges. He dug a burrow at the base of my huge 80 ft Hackberry tree. I fed him daily apples and black oil sunflower seeds. He was quite a character and love to scramble up my tall wood pile for a look around.

Never saw him chuck any wood though!


He probably IS a prairie dog, Lady4u!  I have no idea what a woodchuck really is - I googled them and this photo showed up. He IS cute, though isn't he?

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