Turn in my Scots card I think
Happy Robert Burns Day.
Very shameful. You no longer deserve Scottish card. You shall be punished.
The relentless hunting of our Haggis has to stop, pretty soon they will be an endangered species. Canada just bought 25,000 pounds worth.
Build a wall, keep our Haggis safe
OMG what are the canadians going to do with it. Did they buy a bunch of bagpipes to go with it. Or maybe some Whisky?
You cannot import that stuff into the US. Haggis that is.
WO, I know but it's a roaring trade on the black market. It gets smuggled in. BUILD A WALL
Who would have guessed?. Ground up sheep guts is a hot item.? I admit it tastes good, but black markert? Now 18 year old whisky I understand.
There is still time to do in the Robert Bruce style, lop off an Englishman's head, hit with a stick into a rabbit hole. Wait you said Robert Burns - sorry bad of me. At least you don't have to worry about Special Branch making a home call at your house