If it's wet drink it.
Just Relax and have Fun with it.
Wine, and usually reds are stronger for me. 2 glasses and I need sleep. I've never been totally drunk, just a little dizzy.
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
I go through stages. Right now I'm on Gin and Tonic. It's not the type of drink that gets me sloshed, it's the amount.
If you see me jogging, kill whatever is chasing me