My sister has a gentleman friend, it's very much in the beginning stages and although her boys know, they haven't met him. Any way, sister to sister we're having fun with it because she met her husband at 18 and was with him 30 odd years till he passed 8 years ago.
Anyway she was telling me that HE asked her to go to Benidorm with him for a week to...wait for it...
Help him scatter his dead wifes ashes!!!!!@@@@####$$$%%.
I can't breathe, I think ive broken a rib..
What the actual f@ck...
I need to meet this man.
If you see me jogging, kill whatever is chasing me