Greenland: Trump warned that island cannot be bought from Denmark
Jezzo that's Greenland out the picture, where else can we banish him to?
I'm open to all offers.
Well there are a lot of uninhabitable islands in Scotland but I'd be scared he would escape.
He could use his hair as a raft.
Ewwww, I've just scared myself
He probably thinks Greenland is all green grass and he can build his golf courses there.