I went into an utter meltdown, because I feared having to go to the Emergency Room.
I poured liquid Wesson oil on it, but it did not bulge.
I went in the bathroom, and got some Johnson Baby Gel, but it still did not release.
I had to hold the Super Glue with a towel to prevent tearing of my skin.
I was fully panicking and called my sister.
She said butter, then she said Vasoline.
I did not have Vasoline.
My daughter was at the doctor, so with my free left hand, I texted her.
She said Goo Gone is in the Garage.
I got the Goo Gone, poured it on my thumb, but NOTHING!
I became abnormally Stressed.
The I sat in the Meditative position....Pyramid position, and closed my eyes.
I began thinking of how the Universe has a Vast amount of KNOWLEDGE....
I simply needed to TAP IT!
I thought chemicals.... then it hit me.
Dawn Dish liquid.
I had none in the kitchen, but my daughter keeps it in the garage to clean the garage floor.
I went back down the steps to get the Dawn, got over the sink, continued to pour it on my stuck thumb, when I began to feel a slipping.
I continued to pour the Dawn, and then my Thumb was released.
Damage was done, for the skin was pulled, and I have to get aTetanus shot, just in case.
I LVOE DAWN!!!!