So, there's a strip club that I drive past quite often. Their sign says "We have hundreds of beautiful women...and three ugly ones too!"
What do you think these three gals stage names might be? How do you think the announcer would introduce them?
Cora Covid...She's Contagious!
Last Call Lucille...When those lights go on, you better be gone!
Flashy Florence...One flash of Florence and you'll wish you were blind!