Comment on Facebook that I'd rather vote for ISIS than Alex Salmond.
I might be a while digging my way back to the surface
Jeezo Scots are really sensitive when it comes to their preferred candidate.
It was good fun though, I think there were a few strokes and pissing in their knickers.
L.M. F H.O
The best laugh was when I asked in what constituency ISIS were standing..
I'm going back in, if you don't hear from me again I've died a FB death.