I would be glad just to have SOME hair! LOL
About 20 years ago, when I was teaching and actually had some hair (but was getting kind of thin on top), there was a big fight in the hallway outside my classroom. Two girls were going at it. And I mean they were going AT IT!!! This was a knock-down, drag-out, hair-puller of a fight. Literally. There were huge TUFTS of hair on the floor in the hallway, and they were undeterred. The were going after one another with a vengeance.
I went outside to break up the fight, and another teacher came from the other end of the hall to join me. I said, "Grab one!" and reached down, scooped up one girl's leg just above the ankle, put a grip on it, and started walking away with her leg. The other teacher did the same, and it worked. (It's tough to keep fighting when you're hopping on one leg and someone is dragging you away.)
Well, we got them separated, and we took them into an adjacent classroom. At the doorway, I told the girls, "Just look at this. Look at this hallway. LOOK at it!" (they looked at the tufts of hair.) Then I quietly said to them, "What a senseless WASTE of human hair! Do you think I could tape some of that on (patting my head) and it would grow?" The two girls started laughing, and I knew we had ended the fight.
So... whatever hair you have... just be glad you have it!