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Finding Kelly Clarkson in the shower.

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I open the door and find a line of young woman clamoring to use my body.  I should drink less at night. Lol

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Being woken by a beautiful woman giving me head.

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A hot cup of coffee a large bowl of oatmeal laced with butter and cinnamon and a prayer asking Jesus to help me through the day . AND IT WORKS!!

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Waking up to no pain or stiffness in my joints, my full mobility back and me shouting thank you Jesus at the top of my lungs! Now that.’s a Sweet, Sweet fantasy baby!

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That breakfast will miraculously make itself and be waiting for me.  :D. Just kidding! I rarely eat breakfast--or really I eat breakfast at 12:00 or much after. 

  So I'll change it to this: A phone call from either daughter saying they will agree to come with me abroad next year, to a new and foreign land. That's better. :)

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