Thinking of Media’s reply:
The most scandalous thing that happened was when my mother-in-law came to visit.
She had sent 2 neon green large sofa pillows for or new couch. We had sent her a picture before Christmas of the mixed color couch, green, white black and yellow Herculon.
It was the early 70’s and all that!
They arrived just before Christmas, They were fugly to the 10th power. My male toy poodle loved them a little too much. ( ahem) I never placed them on the couch again until the day she returned for a visit with her husband and 3 kids in tow.
As if on cue, as she down on the couch, my male toy poodle began violently humping her handicraft!
She gasped out loud and I promptly removed the pillows. Her husband and kids rather enjoyed the show!
She however was mortified!
I let her son do cleanup on aisle 5!