Sometime in high school. Probably when I was between sophomore and Junior years. During the summer. I was not able to drive yet. The town had an outdoor swimming hole. A dished out area in the sand with warm water running in and out. We spent a lot of time down there during the summer. It was cool along the water. Some people were trying to impress the girls, and I would not have minded, but short fat nerds didn't have much chance.
There were two diving boards and while I don't dive, I can jump. So, sometime during the day, I jumped into the water, swam across and was about to get out when someone pointed out that my swim trunks had ripped from the leg to the top, and was flopped open. The trunks were not the only thing that was flopping around. At this time of my life, I was very self conscious about my body and letting people see me.
So, I had few options. I could not stay in the water forever. No one would bring me my towel so I could discretely get out of the pool and wrap myself up. So, I finally just walked out of the water, ran to my towel while everyone watched. I was mortified. But no one ever mentioned it, now did it attract any women.
Now, I would just walk out waving my body parts around. LOL
