It's not like losing your shirt at the bookies..
I've had a pair of black trousers for at least 25 years. They are the type you can dress up or down, I love em.
They have an elasticated waist, or they started off with one, and they have been a staple in my wardrobe through me being a skinny mini, fat, skinny, fat again then kinda in the middle. Needless to say, the elasticated waist has worked hard over time.
Today at the supermarket I drew a trolly from those wee hut things they keep them in but I did it backwards. So my back is to the trolly as I'm pulling it.
Next thing i know, the leg of black trousers got caught on the wheel of the trolly and as I walked forward my trousers came down!!!! The elastic was like, hey enough now.
What could I do but pull them up, push the trolly and confidently walk into the shop.
Good job I was powdered and puffed if you know what I mean.
The trousers are now in the bin, a very sombre moment I must say