Mostly if something on my body looks like inflammation ( red hot, swollen, throbbing with pain) it is best not to piss that part off any further by walking, swaying to the music playing by dancing in the streets!
If you get my drift.
I have been known to howl just waltzing to the loo!
R-I-C-E repeat until the part is near frozen and out of pain!
If your doc won’t give ya pain pills… call his office repeatedly and tell them you are besides yourself in agony!
If you become as big a pain in the arse as your foot… I’m sure your doctor will call up something to your pharmacy straightaway! Don’t let up! Howl like an English bloody Bloodhound! Lol!
Tell your pharmacist they’ll have to deliver as you can barely hobble to the loo! Begin howling and tell them it’s a freaking emergency!
None of this “Keep Calm and Carry On” nonsense!
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