Just show her your gigantic size cock.
Put sawdust in the Ky jelly.
I ask her what that popular food utensil that starts with f and ends with k is called.
Give her one up the ass.
Set her broken ankles!
Yep, that’ll do it!
You tell her to take a picture with a blurry lens. I had an aunt who mispronounced "focus" all the time.
I was gonna say anal..... don't mind my high self....