Stay away from any source of heat.
" Midnight curfew -There ain't nothing open after midnight except legs and the ER" ~ Parental Advice
Never got them there. But have seen Fruit of the Loom there, and sometimes Hanes.
Sure, if you want underwear that's about as reliable as week old bread. That $hit get's moldy at the first sign of heat.
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss